mishu inca mai e cu twilight?))))) mai haios decat imaginile foarte tari ))
_______________________________________ All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals
Me at 35 yrs old: "Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids" ______________________________________ | fragaria_virginiana: sunt disperata | |____________________________________|
achemd: I didn't get anything on my deathday. not even a post on my facebook wall jeff dunham: you are on facebook? achmed: yes! what!....I can't be on facebook just because I don't have a freakin' face?!?!? .....I KILL YOU! [...] achmed: I have no friends jeff: I am your friend achemed: I have no cool friends...
_______________________________________ "Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)
Ozana Let's get retarded Din: Cluj-Napoca
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hai sa va spun un banc rautacios... din clasa: andreea(o colega) intr-o zi merge la magazin si cumpara doua rosii. a doua zi la fel. a treia zi la fel. trece o saptamana... si vanzatoarea o intreaba: - de ce cumperi in fiecare zi doua rosii? - mananc "branza" cu coroveita (un coleg) dupa colt.
nu e un banc lumea rade daca te vede mancand branza la scoala, dar nu stiu de ce e asta amuzant
acum aproape toti merg la scoala cu bani si isi cumpara in pauza o chestie...comestibila. imi aduc aminte ca atunci cand eram eu prin clasa I, a II-a copii mergeau cu paine unsa cu gem, si nimeni nu radea
ce ne-am mai schimbat...
_______________________________________ "Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)
nu, bancu era altfel ) ni l-a zis mario erau maria si ioana( scuze ioana, dar sa l-a zis mario)) in drum spre casa, veneau de la piata maria : ba ce chef am sa ma fut ioana : pai uite un boschetar in tufisu de langa noi. du-te la el se duce maria, se misca o laca boschetii, vine inapoi maria : ioano, da-mi o rosie ii da o rosie, se intarce in bochet, fac prsotii, se intoarce maria : ioano, mai a-mi o rosie ii da o rosie, se intarce in bochet, fac prostii, se intoarce maria :ioana, mai dami o rosie ioana : da pt ce ma? maria : pai la cata branza....
_______________________________________ "Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)
traducere: introduceti parola! >> penis >> imi para rau, parola trebuie sa fie mai mare
Bancuri – poza de claudius, in Bla bla-uri · 28.8KB
_______________________________________ "Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)
_______________________________________ "Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)
Bancuri – poza de claudius, in Bla bla-uri · 51.4KB
_______________________________________ "Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)
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