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[I: Care-i asemanarea dintre un barbat si un soarece?
R: Amandoi trag la gaura.
astra e si mai urata )
andra,ce-ti veni?)
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"Un sfert de viata il pierdem facand legaturi. Tot felul de legaturi intre idei, intre fluturi, intre lucruri si praf. Totul curge asa de repede si noi tot mai facem legaturi intre subiect si predicat. "
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se cheama plictiseala si forum petocuri :P
si multe fete care "iubesc" barbatii
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pana cand moartea ne va desparti...
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thank u thank u ;
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O femeie se trezeşte în noapte şi observă că soţul nu e în pat. Coborând scările, il găseşte stând pe întuneric la masa din bucătărie. Pare cufundat în gănduri şi priveşte în gol. O lacrimă îi cade pe obraz.
“Iubitule, ce s-a întâmplat? Ce faci aici în mijlocul nopţii?”
Soţul ridică privirea şi cu o voce gravă îi răspunde: “Îţi mai aduci aminte acum 20 de ani, când eram la început şi tu aveai doar 16 ani?”
“Da” murmură aceasta.
“Îţi mai aduci aminte când tatăl tau ne-a prins făcând dragoste pe bancheta din spate?”
“Da, îmi aduc aminte” spuse soţia, aşezându-se şi ea pe un scaun.
Soţul continuă: “Dar când tatăl tău mi-a pus pistolul la tâmplă şi m-a ameninţat că dacă nu mă căsătoresc cu tine fac puşcărie 20 de ani?”
“La naiba, îmi amintesc şi asta”
Soţul işi mai şterge o lacrimă şi spune: “Aş fi ieşit azi…”
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"Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)
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| #257 |
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Copii ati citit "Capra cu 3 iezi?"
- Daaaaaaa...!!!!!!(raspunde clasa).
- Tu, asta mic din prima banca, ia spune-ne cati iezi avea capra...?
- Pai povestea se cheama "Capra cu 3 iezi", nu?
- Da
- Si acum ma intrebati "cati iezi avea capra"?
- Da..
- TREI,...in pula mea....!!!!!!!!!!!
- Despot, iesi afara, sa vii cu parintii la scoala!))
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)) super )
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"Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)
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| #260 |
 ioioLet's get retarded
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funny))
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Eu stiu, fericirea nu doarme
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 ancuuuLet's get retarded
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3 nuns died. As they were at the gates of heaven..St.Peter said "Before you enter heaven you must answer these 3 questions."
So St. Peter asked the first nun, "who were the first 2 people in the world?"
She replied, "Adam and Eve."
He said, "that's right you may enter."
St. Peter then asked the Second nun, "what did Mary and name her child?"
She replied, "Jesus."
He said "that's right, you may enter."
He then turned to the last nun and said, "well, seeing as your higher then the other two, I'm going to have to give you a harder question." "So," he said, "what was Eve's first words to Adam"?
She replied, "oh, that's a hard one..."
St. Peter replied, "that's right you may enter."
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Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras.
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ancuuuLet's get retarded
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this is a woman's diary entry of 28th of july and a mans diary entry of the same day
WOMAN'S DIARY
28 July 2007 Saturday
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late
meeting him, thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk.
He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went
somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and
didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I just knew that something was wrong.
He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, He
hesitated but followed.
I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned
the television on.
After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to
bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply, He
just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.
He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.
I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.
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MAN'S DIARY:
Saturday 28 July
Australia lost the cricket.
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Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras.
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))
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pana cand moartea ne va desparti...
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)))
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"Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)
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ancuuuLet's get retarded
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There were three ducks in a pond and a police officer came up to them and said "your all tresspassing so come with me to the station" so the ducks waddled down to the station...
the cops goes "ok first duck what were you doing at the pond?"
the duck replied "i was justblowing bubbles sr. blowin bubbles is it"
the cop calls the next duck "what were you doing at the pond?"
the second duck goes "i was just blowing bubbles thats all blowing bubbles"
so the cop getting frustrated calls the third duck "what were you doing down at the pond?"...but before the duck could speak..."wait let me guess you were blowing bubbles...."
the duck looked at him and replied..."no...i AM bubbles"
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| #266 |
 MirusModeratorDin: Bacau
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vai ce trist)))))))
god frate
da despot devine un fel de chuck norris romanesc sau ce? )))
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asta am zis si eu )
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| #268 |
 OzanaLet's get retardedDin: Cluj-Napoca
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Buna ziua!
Daca vreau sa copiez pe floppy un film, apas butonul "paste" si atunci imi apare un text care-mi spune ca nu este loc destul pe floppy. Dupa asta apas "paste shortcut", si astfel filmul deja incape. Problema este atunci cind vreau sa vad filmul pe un alt calculator, fiind avertizata ca nu gaseste filmul, totusi de pe calculatorul meu pot sa pornesc filmul de pe floppy. Care poate fi problema?
Multumesc,
Ixuleasca
Raspuns:
Stimata doamna!
In poseta dumneavoastra nu puteti baga o blana. Un biletel insa, pe care e scris "blana se afla in dulap", incape lejer in poseta. Asadar daca sunteti acasa si cititi biletelul "blana se afla in dulap", atunci sigur o gasiti acolo. Situatia e nasoala atunci cind sunteti la prietena dumneavoastra si cititi biletelul. In dulapul prietenei puteti cauta la nesfirsit blana, nu o veti gasi niciodata.
Explicatie:
Poseta - floppy
Blana - filmul
Biletel - "shortcut"
Dulap - calculator
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| #269 |
ancuuuLet's get retarded
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) cat de tare
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trist indeed))
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MirusModeratorDin: Bacau
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foarte..
mai gasisem si eu o faza tot in gen )))
cu gagici care intreaba de ce nu le merge tastatura
e pusa in calculator?
de unde sa stiu eu?
)) si faze in gen..daca gasesc o sa pun aici
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MirusModeratorDin: Bacau
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this is so much fun ))))
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nu mai am rabdare