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#326
mishu
Mamal
Din: bacau
Postari: 1044
genial indeed)        

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Uuuu what does this button doooooo?

*Ca sa-ti dai seama ca ejti prost trebuie totusi sa-ti mearga mintea...*

 
   
#327
B_T_K
Penguin
Postari: 59
http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25 ... -toys.html

) Baby Jesus Butt Plug


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isn't that cuuute????  BUT IT'S WRONG!
perversa ca pe targu ocna
kanzel power

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#328
ioio
Let's get retarded
Postari: 5184
God:|...ce pana ema sunt astea?:| ))

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Eu stiu, fericirea nu doarme

 
   
#329
B_T_K
Penguin
Postari: 59
25 most disturbing sex toys

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isn't that cuuute????  BUT IT'S WRONG!
perversa ca pe targu ocna
kanzel power

                       EU

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#330
Ozana
Let's get retarded
Din: Cluj-Napoca
Postari: 3568
mai tineti minte cand am mimat orgasmul la karaoke? no, asta e o nimica toata pe langa toate astea.... 

 
   
#331
ancuuu
Let's get retarded
Postari: 6465
doamne fereste ) cum e 17 )

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Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras.

 
   
#332
Mirus
Moderator
Din: Bacau
Postari: 4284
aia cu limba e cea mai sexy)

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Every woman looks better in a sun dress

 
   
#333
anyleda
Penguin
Din: bacau
Postari: 122
ioi

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inainte d a arunca cu o piatra in capu cuiva gandeste-te cum ti-ar sta tie aterizandu-ti o piatra in cap...then smile si ia o decizie mai inteleapta

 
   
#334
ioio
Let's get retarded
Postari: 5184
indeeed miruna ))))

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Eu stiu, fericirea nu doarme

 
   
#335
hadi
Mamal
Postari: 1401

Ozana a scris:

cand am mimat orgasmul

i really hate women doing that


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All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals

Me at 35 yrs old: "Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids"
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#336
ancuuu
Let's get retarded
Postari: 6465
dar ce adi, ti sa intamplat sa iti mimeze gagica ca are orgasm? :-j

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Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras.

 
   
#337
hadi
Mamal
Postari: 1401
sper sa te reincarnezi intr-un barbat cat e claudiu plecat in vacanta, sa vrei cu ardoare sa i-o tragi unei tipe, sa iti reuseasca vrajelile, si sa iti mimeze, sa te vedem atuncea

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All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals

Me at 35 yrs old: "Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids"
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|   fragaria_virginiana: sunt disperata   |
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#338
ioio
Let's get retarded
Postari: 5184
eu te inteleg, desi e naspa pentru baiat daca fata mimeaza

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Eu stiu, fericirea nu doarme

 
   
#339
ancuuu
Let's get retarded
Postari: 6465
dar nu am zis ca sunt de acord cu mimatu, geez ) dimoptriva. e o tamtenie sa vezi ca se chinuie barbatii in pat sa te satisfaca si sa te simti bine lalala (daca fac asta), si tu sa mimezi :-j mai bine las-al si cauta-ti unu cu care sa ai dracu orgasm )

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Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras.

 
   
#340
hadi
Mamal
Postari: 1401
iti recomand in cazul asta episodul 1 din sezonul 5 de la Seinfeld, 501 - The Mango
e foarte generalizat chiar daca e cazul doar lu Elaine si lu prietena lu George

si ancule de abia ai 18 ani )), pana ajungi la varsta legala sa joci in satc mai este

Elaine: You didn't know.
Jerry: Are you saying...
George: I think I'll have a piece of cake.
Jerry: With me?
Elaine: Well...
Jerry: You faked with me?
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: You faked with me?
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: No.
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: You faked it?
Elaine: I faked it.
Jerry: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
Elaine: Not bad huh?
Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
Elaine: Fake, fake, fake, fake.


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All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals

Me at 35 yrs old: "Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids"
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|   fragaria_virginiana: sunt disperata   |
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#341
claudius
Monkey
Din: Bacau
Postari: 1523
http://www.descopera.ro/dnews/4000412-o ... reaga-lume

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"Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)

 
   
#342
Mirus
Moderator
Din: Bacau
Postari: 4284
stiuuuu episodu

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Every woman looks better in a sun dress

 
   
#343
em
Mamal
Din: Bc
Postari: 1177
am si eu un anunt de facut 
tre sa fac pt scoala un "proiect gen" si tema e ceva legat de prietenie.. si tre sa fie incluse si filmulete.si eu m-am gandiiiiiiit la voi. sa va filmez...sau sa ne filmam...pe noi. sper sa iasa ceva dragut.si nu va arat decat produsul final..deci nimiiiic.))
asta ca sa stiti dc o sa fiti filmati..


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Without you I was broken but I'd rather be broke down with you by my side.

 
   
#344
Mirus
Moderator
Din: Bacau
Postari: 4284
da da da ; is de acord

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Every woman looks better in a sun dress

 
   
#345
ioio
Let's get retarded
Postari: 5184
vai.ce dragut

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Eu stiu, fericirea nu doarme

 
   
#346
ancuuu
Let's get retarded
Postari: 6465
da ii bun

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Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras.

 
   
#347
Dianaaa
Monkey
Postari: 1825
suna palpitant:-? ah..d c numai voi faceti chestii d genul la scoala?(

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"Un sfert de viata il pierdem facand legaturi. Tot felul de legaturi intre idei, intre fluturi, intre lucruri si praf. Totul curge asa de repede si noi tot mai facem legaturi intre subiect si predicat. "

 
   
#348
claudius
Monkey
Din: Bacau
Postari: 1523
o chestie interesanta

http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/WorldClock.php


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"Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)

 
   
#349
ioio
Let's get retarded
Postari: 5184
uau...chiar e o chestie interesanta:-?

unde le gasesti?


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#350
claudius
Monkey
Din: Bacau
Postari: 1523
pe diferite linkuri...dau intamplator de ele

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"Nu satisfacerea vointei reprezinta cauza placerii, ci obstacolele care stau in calea indeplinirii vointei." (Nietzsche)

 
   
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